Which Side Are You On?

Tony Covatta

3 hours ago

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Boss lawyer Bigg gave young Ray the file: “Mona More’s mom plowed into another mailbox. She shouldn’t drive. Plead her out, pull her license.”

Ray phoned the judge, 'Sentencing Sam': “Mona’s mom has done it again. Can you revoke her license?”

“Nope. But watch me. See you in court.”

Ray offered no defense. Sam sentenced: “Reckless driving. Guilty. $1000 fine. Madam, if I see you driving again, you’re going away a long, long time.”

Ray: “Happy boss?”

Mr. Bigg: “Yep. So scared she wet her pants.”

Ray felt great. Until he remembered the elderly lady was his client, not Mona.

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